Worshipers at a Pentecostal church sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede.
The faithful bolted out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff.
It all began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers.
All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself.
After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces.
The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions.
As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit.
The sudden frenzied rush, coupled with “shetani ashindwe” shouts, created a fine mess, making some of the faithful to think it was the much-talked about biblical end time.
It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably.
It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played.
They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax.
At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character.
“Raghashanda… ragalabanda… ropokolomashekele….,” the pastor went on as he denounced the devil, calling him a liar. “Riswa! Riswa! Shetani ashindwe!” he cursed.
As few brave members trooped back, the boy who was hiding between two giant speakers rose up still laughing off his head. He was almost roughed up, had it not been the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners.
They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God. The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards.
Source: Online
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Were did it happen and when
fearing in the church of God full of faithful children whom their faith was deprived within a minute ……….how long can yo faith stand or how long can u uphold yo faith brethren
i heard that the pastor peed on himself,kikikiki umwana temunobe
Best prank ever! Stop laughing……
Be it a story. I guess as Christians we need to search ourselves in our Christian journey, are we followers or fans. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY. Good day freinds.
Nice fiction but two should highlight more on the Pastor.
these pentacostal churches ar fake nd full of satanism da chaps don’t even believe in God bt satan nd busy cheating pipo
George Kalasa
church goers wo can undastand them
Kikikikhi ati am a christian
I know the boy he is my Neighbor
kikiiik the boy is a genius.lolest
#God come & see ur #children…lesa somone abana bobe,via praying to jehovah when ur mind is on something else parallel to #JEHOVAH…no #faith @ #ALL.
Bufii
Stop making it as your own story, this happened in Nairobi in Umoja state
and it was on fb take it or leave it
1+1=
How is the voice of the devil
#faithLess_ChurchGoers_indeed_hw can u b shaken by ka satana_i mean da devil in my life hs got nah space….#Kufwa_nah_panga_satana_niku_dysa_njoka…..
The church needs deliverance including the pastor
Lol!did this really happen! I wonder how many of us can really stand up for Jesus wen put to the test!
If this is true, this boy has one heck of a sense of humor, pulling a stunt like that, but then again, as christians we say time and again, that we shall not fear as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we should always ask ourselves this, is our faith as strong as it should be? Despite this story, do we put our entire faith in God’s hands that we believe he will protect us? We really need to check ourselves, just a thought. If we believe with all our might, God will protect us from any evil fashioned against us. Have a Blessed day!
Imwe the pastor even started speaking in tongues. I cant deal please
Some jokes,ey..!!
Fake story! Bt at least u ve made us laugh.
and where was their god? did he also run for his life?
Kikikikiki.. If only i was told of the location of the church would i believe this comedic story.
Hehehehehehehehehehe that’s a good one boy. Ati ba Christu kikikikikiki
Pwapwapwa hahahah kikiki 😂😂😂
Pwahahahahah pwahahaha is a genius exposing fake churches
The rascal produced devilish guttural sound and scared them stiff. Silence rent the air while fear was written all over their faces then they bolted. People can write. I love this.
I heard pastor was the first one out the door
kkkkk ure ryt man.
Oooh….clever boy indeed so even the pastor disappeared.
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Buhata….
Where was the pastor???
He also ran out!!!
lol…He must resign with immediate effect!
kkkkkk is this a joke or wat?
This not a true story. Its one of those stories meant to bring riddicle and slander to the church. Where did it happen? Which pentecostal church?
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I am just trying to imagine the way people ran OMG
pwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!this here is radio gold Derek M’ngawa Jasmine Vox Canisius Mngawa
Ngatwali mupantaula nomu ponda satana
Notorious boy indeed! Day made!
Kiki Kiki
Kikikikiki
bufi
Those pente are nt true blivers of God they just go to show themselvs as prayr worios
Yaba classic!! I hope he had someone take a video of the whole incident….man I would love to shake his had for pulling that prank of
hehehehehe……da bereans were missing in dat church,
church full of uziahs lol,,i cn imagine how they looked at each other no taba
hahahahaha……I bet da boy was taken ku deliverance afterwards thinking dat da devil had entered him
hahahahaha!!! nowonder cowards shall inherit da kingdom of God,,such an emberasment
i mean never
Bolted for safety…away from the house of the Lord where Jesus live leaving it vancant with no occupants except for the rascal.
Day made
Hahahahahahaha!
hahahaha!!! men of little faith Jefter Herrera Villa Yvonne Mwanakatwe Joe Daka Vincent Dawns Diesel Japhet Banda Christopher C Ndumba
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha seriously
Brood of vipers with no faith in God